Reena is a fourth year engg student , whose age cannot be determined because of her being in the same class for the last 4 years..
What is Reena's age if her mental age is just about that of a two year old kid ....???
Ya..Im writing another Aptitude test book !! It is a conscious decision made , after I saw every other person in my class , making a run for a copy of this book , written by R.S Agarwal.Every other minute , there's a phone call,that says ,
Caller : "Aunty , is jomy there?..(panting)...It's Urgent !! ".
A sleepy mom : "Ya beta , but she's asleep"
Caller : "What?at this hour ? There's another company coming forplacement to college ...Please ask her to study from R.S Agarwal "
An angry mother: Wait...im ..grr...gonna get her...
The rest is history ...
An hour of that book , and I looked up at my mom , and "Ma , please spare me ...SCREEEEEAAAAM...I'll do all the cooking..er...as in i'll learn ...patao dad for another SALE...Puhhhleease "
Thankfully , till now , she hasn't spoken to me about this as yet.
Thanks to my candle burning sessions at Don Bosco Church , the company short-listed students , without even without having to give the test !!!! What a relief !!
Well ,as of now , Mr.R.S Agarwal rots in a corner of a room , and of-course along with it is my incomplete book of questions ...I guess i'll do it when ............ahem...ya..when the next company comes....
Yes...I promise mom !!
P.S : St .Don Bosco Pray For US !!!
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Aptitude tests are supposed to be something that come to u naturally...but unfortunately certain aptitude paper setters don't keep that in mind...and u are expected to know or derive formulae and use them...!
Now heres the deal...if u know them (meaning uve studied like a mad ass for an APTITUDE test) u'll survive...!
But But ...if u are basically intelligent..and capable of analyzing and coming up with a solution, that the mugged up formula would have given you....u will fail the test,because u get Just 30sec to 1 min per question...and ometimes a sectional cut off rule makes things worse....
So whatever one says....u have to cultivate speed atleast...and since u now know the ironic situation...LEARN THE SHITTY FORMULAE !!!! ;-)
I learnt this the hard way after flunking one test.....
Then i bought "Quantitative Aptitude" by R.S. AGARWAL.
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